Painting the year’s most burdened Australian

I got a sense of a young woman with a lot on her shoulders… Scott Morrison being finally forced into making time to listen to Brittany was a historic moment – and I felt important to document and hold it for posterity.”

– If nothing else, artist Darren Pryce wins this year’s traditional Archibald contest for booking the most luvvie-applauded and potentially rewarding celebrity.

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26 Responses to Painting the year’s most burdened Australian

  1. tombell says:

    maybe Darren could channel Andy Warhol and do a series of bourbon and cokes?

  2. John Brumble says:

    Man I hate these self-absorbed wastes of space who engage in such sanctimonious garbage when the target is someone perceived to be right of centre, but would never, ever dream of criticising someone from their side.

  3. WolfmanOz says:

    Let’s hope St. Brittany can keep her clothes on.

  4. calli says:

    Not photorealism then. No little chunks of carrot.

  5. Perfidious Albino says:

    Doesn’t even seem to be a very good likeness of young Britt…

  6. JohnJJJ says:

    It was the same for the Roman emperors, Arab sheiks and the Medicis, “artists” play to the powerful. Without a God, that is all they’ve got. Our powerful, unfortunately, are in the gutter with the rats.

  7. Fair Shake says:

    I can feel a grant coming his way.

    Makes face, squeezes internally, plop ..and there it is

  8. Professor Fred Lenin says:

    Smart artist , there will be a be a dollar in this those wokewankers get plenty of money from the tax[payers ,the artist will cop a nice little earner fom this .
    Dont let her get on the slops it could mean trouble for you .

  9. Snotball says:

    Go figure? Get drunk, shag a co-worker, complain about it after some time has passed at the behest of lefty cohorts and all of a sudden you’re a celebrity? Is it just me or have we gone mad? Why is this crap even on the radar?

  10. Rex Anger says:

    Not photorealism then. No little chunks of carrot.

    Or tomato skins?

  11. Roger says:

    Doesn’t even seem to be a very good likeness of young Britt…

    No, but it’s a decent portrait of a generic young scold. He’s captured that at least.

  12. PB says:

    “Not photorealism then. No little chunks of carrot.”

    Nearly offered up some of my own when I saw that.

  13. PB says:

    Shy Ted says:
    May 22, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Too many clothes Ted.

  14. Ed Case says:

    and I felt important to document and hold it for posterity.”

    Brittany Higgins [unintentionally] ate Grace Tame’s lunch, so the Narrative Writers have got to make the best of it they can.
    Scotty doesn’t give a fuck, any publicity is good publicity, meanwhile Albo is crying into an Ale somewhere.
    It appears James Jeffrey’s Funny Ha Ha style hasn’t translated into Albo as PM, tho.

  15. Lee says:

    Brittany Higgins [unintentionally] ate Grace Tame’s lunch, so the Narrative Writers have got to make the best of it they can.
    Scotty doesn’t give a fuck ….

    Why should he give a “f.ck’?

  16. slackster says:

    Why does media interest/updates in the Ms Higgins story seem to have dropped off a cliff- is it possible that Vivienne Thom finally showed the CCTV footage to Ms Higgins & co?

  17. Ed Case says:

    No, it’s that neither the ALP or the MSM can see any upside to promoting the story, so they’ve sent it down the memory hole.
    Of course, that means Grace Tame goes down the memory hole too, but there’ll be another AOTY in 6 months time.

  18. Xword says:

    Oh Danza, you utter hipster f…… twit. You’ve got zero talent. Get a job.

  19. Spurgeon Monkfish III says:

    Poor ol’ Goose Morristeen

    “Hopes were up for a troosers doon with an “advisor” on the CBR flight …” 🙂

  20. Mother Lode says:

    Since they tell us all their painting is supposed to mean, why not just forget the painting and put the boring bloody explanation in a wooden frame?

  21. Ed Case says:

    Students at the VCA have to explain their work to get a Pass.
    So much for personal privacy of expression, got to weed out the wrongthink.

  22. Scott Osmond says:

    Slackster, the msn stories have dropped off for one reason. The polls didn’t even budge. Because everyone and I mean even people hard left I know saw right through the whole setup of someone turning up to the workplace pissed, getting layed and then crying rape when the bloke was sacked and she was called in and realised she was next. If you and what you represent can’t be used by the left they wipe you like a dirty arsehole. She will be wheeled out every now and again as a prop to keep up appearance’s amongst the gullible and faithful and might even do well out of it financially but most likely Brit’s 15 minutes are up.

  23. Crossie says:

    Scott Osmond says:
    May 22, 2021 at 10:22 pm
    Slackster, the msn stories have dropped off for one reason. The polls didn’t even budge.

    Most sane people are sick and tired of being blamed for everything that befalls the stupid and venal. The normal thinking is Brittany and all young women should be warned not to get sloshed because it leads to diminished mental capacity and all sorts of mishaps could occur. We are not allowed to do so because then we are disempowering them and treating them differently from young men. This incident shows yet again the traditional thinking: he guilty, she not guilty. Spare me the sanctimony, empowering does not mean free of responsibility.

  24. Andre Lewis says:

    Within a month or so both Tame and Higgins will sink without trace from public view. Woke Australians of the Year always do, i.e. Morrison and Goodes.

  25. Mick Gold Coast QLD says:

    slackster says at 4:22 pm:

    “Why does media interest/updates in the Ms Higgins story seem to have dropped off a cliff …?”

    Scott Osmond says at 10:22 pm:

    “… Because everyone … saw right through the whole setup of someone turning up to the workplace pissed, getting layed and then crying rape when the bloke was sacked and she was called in and realised she was next. … but most likely Brit’s 15 minutes are up.”

    Andre Lewis says at 9:48 am:

    “Within a month or so both Tame and Higgins will sink without trace … (like) i.e. Morrison and Goodes.”

    I decided she was done for good when the Prime Minister met her on a Friday afternoon. It has long been de rigueur for governments / public entities to release news unhelpful to their cause then. Any negative television coverage must compete with Friday night out at the pub, AFL and NRL matches, family take away and giggles night, people off to their weekender and the focus on a couple of days off.

    Prior to that Our Britney Bonce had to regain lost ground by squealing about the Prime Minister not meeting with her, as demanded, which was of little interest to anyone – likely evincing a “Oh dear, here we go again” reaction. Nothing has happened since – I think Morrison finally did the smart thing and announced an inquiry which might report in grand finals week or just prior to Christmas, into why Parliament House security provided access to accredited building users who presented their ID.

    The Left are no longer interested – that Wong chap and Eddie’s Gurrrlll have secured two Liberal Cabinet scalps and have moved on to: 1. seize Albosleazy’s, and 2. stalk each other for the Senate leader job.

    Snarling without-Grace Tame has had the chocks under her wheels for months now thanks to her publicity savvy sister in arms – you can imagine her loathing for Britney Bonce.

    She has until perhaps October to make her profit, after that people are way more interested in their Christmas and holidays. On Australia Day she will be back in the cheap seats with half a Scotsman, half a bullied minority Goodesook, a very suss Air Commodore Morrison, Mrs Batty and Stephen Bradbury (filling in for Flannery the Fat Fool, who fell over when his centre of gravity gave up).

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